Showing posts with label stupid things my dad says. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid things my dad says. Show all posts

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Random Things That I Think Are Not Right

This isn’t a story about my family.  I know – UNBELIEVABLE.  
 I am simply going to list a few things that I think are not right:

1.        This “Icy/Hot” product should not look JUST like my deodorant.  YES, I put it under my armpits accidently ..and I thought that FLAMES would shoot out from my pits and kill people for days.



2.       Hemorrhoid medication should not look similar to my tube of hair conditioner that I get out of my Miss Clairol box.  Good news is that I now have no hemorroid's on my scalp.


  3.     Smoking Kermit.  I don’t think this sets a good example for children or for frogs.


4.  My sister takes the hair out of my hairbrushes and makes hand-puppets.



 
5.       My sister stuck her baby’s head in the mouth of a Tiger.

*actual picture of my niece being eaten alive *


 
6.       Drinking Embryos


7.       Smoking Sock Monkeys (*similar to smoking kermit, yet different)


8.       My Dad sleeping.



9.   Angry Big Bird


11.  Cookie Monster smoking WHILE eating cookies.  UNHEALTHY.

I just realized that I have a lot of pictures of muppets smoking.  That’s not right.
Ok, people.  That’s all I had for today.  
OH!  I forgot one more thing that's not right...
MY mother's christmas sweater:

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